http://spammed.prepys.com Funny Annecdotes Jokes and Humor Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:32:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!  A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.? They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/04/06/letter-from-the-dead/ A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression 'going bananas' is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:  Never,put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After Reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/04/06/bananas-are-better-than-apples/ Officer, this is how the fight started... I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/04/06/and-where-is-snow-white/ We were thinking of adding humurous voicemail greeting messages for our singaporean call center operations. Here are some of the finalists: My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. Hello, you've ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/03/19/funny-voice-mail-greetings/ By John Penberthy One Saturday afternoon when my daughter was not quite three I strapped her into the child seat on my bike and we rode down to our neighborhood ice cream parlor. We bought a double scoop of Mint Chocolate Chip in a cup and shared it. When there was ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/03/13/life-is-a-journey-from-i-to-we/ Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it. Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/02/24/lifes-rules-for-kids/ Sun Yuanping skipped her college graduation ceremony for a job interview. It was an all-day affair and the bookish 22-year-old felt good about it. After all, she has degrees in marketing and botany from a well-regarded school in this central Chinese city, and she ranked in the top fifth of ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/02/21/chinas-jobless-elite/ It seems only MALES are afflicted with this. IMPORTANT: Never go thirsty when going to bed and be sure you have plenty of water during your 8-hour rest. It is sudden death in adults which cause them to die while sleeping. Many theories have been put forward as its cause. However, here ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/02/21/silent-killer-nightmare-or-bangungot/ Author Steve Stephens offers this advice: " 1. Start each day with a kiss 2. Always wear your wedding ring [it was placed there to cut off your circulation!) 3. Go on regular 'dates' with your spouse 4. Accept your differences 5. be polite… 6. be gentle… 7. give little gifts… 8. smile often… 9. touch… 10. talk about your ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/02/10/ways-to-enrich-your-marriage/ Magandang kwento . . . totoo at tumatalab . . Isang bagong-saltang kaluluwa ang umakyat sa langit ang ngayon ay nakaharap kay Hesus. Namasyal silang dalawa sa langit. Magkahawak-kamay silang naglakad-lakad sa isang malaking silid doon na puno ng mga anghel. Huminto si Hesus sa harap ng isang lupon ng mga anghel ... http://spammed.prepys.com/archives/2008/02/09/salamat-po/