Where to bury mother-in-law
Here’s a joke emailed to me just this morning:
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.”
The man thought about it and told the undertaker that he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150.”
The man replied, “A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later He rose from the dead……I just can’t take that chance.
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May 12th, 2006 at 2:14 am
Great joke never heard that one before,may i borrow it?
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May 14th, 2006 at 1:33 am
I love that joke.
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June 5th, 2006 at 8:57 am
This is really spam that i got. but i thought that it may be more appropriate for your site:
A woman and a baby went to the doctors. The doctor examined the baby, checked his weight, and slightly concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
?Breast-fed,” the woman replied.
“Would you strip down to your waist please,” asked the doctor?
The doctor pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight, you don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m happy I came.”