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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

It’s been more than a month now since my last post. Sorry. Been damn too busy in the office. Anyway, here’s something that I found this morning in one of my mailboxes. Enjoy!

As we marvel at the bravery of Nepalis who faced down a usurper and
brutal King, and nurse our longing for People Power 4, may I invite
you to rest your mind and have a laugh with this:

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

1) That’s not right = Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive = Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP = Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man = Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach = Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s Very dark in here = Wai So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great = Fa Kin Su Pah


Posted by The Jester on Apr 22 2006
Filed under Jokes




3 Responses to “Learn Chinese in 5 minutes”

  1. Blackboard Says:

    Wel Cam Bak!

  2. mimi Says:

    Fa Kin Su Pah, enjoyed these one a lot. Thanks

  3. Kelly Says:

    HAHA. I’m a Chinese and I was confused in a sec reading that….but then I got the joke. HAHAHA.

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