Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
It’s been more than a month now since my last post. Sorry. Been damn too busy in the office. Anyway, here’s something that I found this morning in one of my mailboxes. Enjoy!
As we marvel at the bravery of Nepalis who faced down a usurper and
brutal King, and nurse our longing for People Power 4, may I invite
you to rest your mind and have a laugh with this:
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)
1) That’s not right = Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive = Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP = Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man = Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach = Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table = Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift = Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s Very dark in here = Wai So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet = Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone = No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week = Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight = Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile = Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive = Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great = Fa Kin Su Pah
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April 23rd, 2006 at 2:21 am
Wel Cam Bak!
April 30th, 2006 at 11:15 pm
Fa Kin Su Pah, enjoyed these one a lot. Thanks
May 7th, 2006 at 11:36 am
HAHA. I’m a Chinese and I was confused in a sec reading that….but then I got the joke. HAHAHA.