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The Parrot

Again, the following joke was e-mailed to me:

Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.

Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.”

“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!” “I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”


When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”


Posted by The Jester on Mar 10 2006
Filed under Jokes




10 Responses to “The Parrot”

  1. AboutPaula Says:
    March 19th, 2006 at 9:28 pm

    Now that is funny :)

  2. BlueDev Says:
    March 21st, 2006 at 11:34 am

    Good one. I wasn’t expecting that.

  3. Stefani Says:
    March 24th, 2006 at 3:05 am

    Cute :)

  4. carrie Says:
    March 24th, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    cute

  5. wind Says:
    March 27th, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    ha! ha! ha! ha!… nice try,,, :D

  6. Lingerie Lady Says:
    April 4th, 2006 at 5:48 am

    I am normally more self-sufficient than this, but I am having a dickens of a time finding a plug in to do that neat “read more” thing on my Wordpress blog. I was wondering if you would be a kind person and tell me what you use - I’ll be your BFF ;)

    If not, no worries, I will keep looking. I just thought it was worth an ask. I really did read your blog too, I am not just being a pain.

    K~

  7. Kaileena Suza Says:
    April 8th, 2006 at 9:45 pm

    hi there,
    id like to do link exchange/blogrolling with u
    plz let me know if u interested

    Email : laughingmachine@gmail.com
    Website: http://laughingmachine.blogpspot.com

  8. DJ_Juan Says:
    April 19th, 2006 at 10:48 am

    nice one!

  9. The Jester Says:
    April 23rd, 2006 at 6:11 am

    hi kaileena,

    sorry for the late reply. but yes, i’m interested to exchange link with you. actually, i have linked your site. thanks for dropping by.

  10. arn Says:
    April 29th, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    the jokes are great

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